2day, my eyes nearly poped out, i nearly puked blood! there was something tat i haf 2 call the treasury dept of my company... so i called them and the conversation went on like this:

hp: hi, can i speak 2 *fred pls?
guy no.1: mhm (the sound u make when u nod your head)
hp: oh, fred, i need your help. i need the sec-id for blah blah blha blah blah (hp starts 2 describe wat she wans. too long a description 2 type)
guy no. 1: mhm (many times throughout hp's describing the things she wans)
hp: boh ya, my boss oso ask u 2 send the report oso
guy no.1: ok
hp: ya.. thanks
guy no.1: ok, tats all?
hp :ya
guy no.1: ok, i tell u something, I'M NOT FRED!!!

at this point of time, hp,s eyes went huge!!! and she nearly puke blood

hp: ok, uncle *ah wei. then can i speak 2 fred?
uncle ah wei continues: so, haf u eaten?
hp: (stupidly still reply -_-) huh?? lunch u mean? lunch eat le la! now 5pm le lehz
uncle ah wei: so wat u eat? dun tell u eat bread kz...
hp: huh???!!!! erm.. erm.. is fred there? need his help la!
uncle ah wei: dun pass phone 2 him lehz *bleagh sound* y u call muz look 4 him cannot me?
hp: erm, u wan i can ask my boss speak 2 u...
uncle ah wei: ok ok... *wanted 2 continue 2 chat but hp fake fake start 2 tok 2 boss

guy no.1 finally pass phone 2 fred.

fred: yes?
hp: i'm han ping
fred: oh, hanping arh? ok. bye! dun wan help u *bleagh*
hp: eh.. dun like tat la.. i noe u very nice de...
fred: now then noe? so wat u wan?
hp: oh. i need your help... i need the sec-id for blah blah blha blah blah (hp starts 2 repeat wast she said earlier again)
after the say finish everything...
fred: ok.. i come out find u...

wa liao!! i wanted 2 kill myself sia!!! say the same long long thing twice, and then? they still come out...really really damm -_- la!!!

wt and zhi rui laugh like no body's business after tat i told them wat happened lor.. haha!!! wa liao.. i dunno whether 2 laugh or be angry lor -_-

*names haf been modified a bit 2 protect the ppl's identity :P